Masturbation Quiz

Random Masturbation Quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 62
At what age did you start masturbating? 15
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-4
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I orgasm every time I masturbate
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? No
At work? No
Every room in the house? No
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Sometimes
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes
A famous person? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
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What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
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How do you play:
With left hand? Rarely
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? No
Written erotica? Sometimes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? Depends upon your definition of kinky
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
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Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
insert something or play with your ass? Occasionally
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
Do you swallow your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 4 or 5