THE SEVEN HENTAI SINS
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Lust, or lechery (Latin, "luxuria" (carnal)), is intense longing. It is usually thought of as intense or unbridled sexual desire, which leads to fornication, adultery, ra pe, b**st iality, Futanari, Tentacle Orgy's, School girl panty sniffing, Hentai music videos and other immoral sexual acts. However, lust could also mean simply desire in general; thus, lust for money, power, and other things are sinful. In accordance with the words of saint aDame 'tu' Diefor, the impurity of lust transforms one into "a cumdump of the devil". Ohhhh yeeahhh ^_-
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Gluttony (Latin, gula) is the overindulgence and over consumption of anything to the point of waste, such as eating a whole tub of Häagen-Dazs after you've had a mammoth fuck session. The word derives from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5Q0x4OAGo xD ). In Christianity, it is considered a sin if the excessive desire for food causes it to be withheld from the needy especially if they happen to be tied to the bed post with something black and vibrating up their ass ^o^.
Because of these scripts, gluttony can be interpreted as selfishness; essentially placing concern with one's own impulses or interests above the well-being or interests of others, getting head but not giving it for instance.
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Greed (Latin, avaritia), also known as avarice, cupidity, or covetousness, is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of desire. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to an artificial, rapacious desire and pursuit of Hentai Images. saint aDame 'tu' Diefor wrote, "Look, you all knew I was a greedy bitch before you came here! so quite your bitchin, and lets go fuck in the kitchen." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground, forced to do cock push-up's and they were fucked in the ass for having concentrated excessively on stealing Dame's images.
Hoarding Bad dragon dildo's or domino's buy one get one free vouchers, theft and robbery, especially by means of Sexual v******e, Tickling, or raiding the fridge are all actions that may be inspired by Greed. Such misdeeds can include simony, where one attempts to purchase or sell nun's underwear, including Holy strap-on's and, therefore, positions of authority in the Church hierarchy.
In the words of saint aDame 'tu' Diefor, " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OsnGOuVwMk"
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Sloth (Latin, tristitia or acedia ("Am I bovvered")) refers to a peculiar jumble of notions, dating from antiquity and including mental, spiritual, pathological, and physical states. It may be defined as absence of interest or habitual disinclination to get the fuck up and clean your room.
In her Summa Theologica, saint aDame 'tu' Diefor defined sloth as "Not even bothering to turn off netflix's when your girlfriend starts kissing your neck and stroking your clit".
The scope of sloth is wide. 6.5 inches wide to be exact, Spiritually, acedia first referred to an affliction attending religious persons, especially Horny Nun's, wherein they became indifferent to their duties and obligations to God and just started laying about the place naked, drinking wine and eating each other out in the pews. Mentally, acedia has a number of distinctive components of which the most important is Dontgiveafuckness, a lack of any feeling about self or other, a mind-state that gives rise to boredom, rancor, apathy, and sitting in the bath whistling the theme songs to your favourite c***dhood cartoon shows, Physically, acedia is fundamentally associated with a cessation of motion and an indifference to going to work; it finds expression in laziness, idleness, and just laying there, half naked on your bed, stinking of two day old sweat and shame like some sort of dead fish as your girlfriend tells you how magical her family Christmas trip to Paris was...I'm projecting again -_-
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Wrath (Latin, ira) can be defined as uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, and even hatred. Wrath often reveals itself in the wish to slap a bitches ass. In its purest form, wrath presents with injury, v******e, hickies and sexual rage that may provoke hatefuck sessions that can go on for centuries. Wrath may persist long after the person who did another a grievous wrong is dead. Feelings of wrath can manifest in different ways, including impatience, hateful misanthropy, revenge, broken mattresses, not putting the lid back on the butter and self-destructive behaviour, such as ordering extra thick dildos and out of date edible lube.
In accordance with saint aDame 'tu' Diefor, angry people are "fucking amazing in bed, sometimes I piss them off on purpose just so they'll pond me harder up against the headboard lol".
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Envy (Latin, invidia), like greed and lust, is characterised by an insatiable desire. It can be described as a sad or resentful covetousness towards the tits and/or ass of someone else. It arises from vainglory, and severs a man from his neighbour.
Malicious envy is similar to jealousy in that they both feel discontent towards someone's tits and ass or even dick. A difference is that the envious also desire what they don't have and want to fuck/suck it. Envy can be directly related to the Ten Commandments, specifically, "Neither shall you covet... anything that belongs to your neighbour" - a statement that may also be related to greed. Dame defined envy as "Jealous ass hoes, sticking in their motherfuckin nose!". In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes held open as they watched the person they were envious off fuck and suck all the dick/pussy they wanted because they gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low.
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Pride, The negative version of pride (Latin, superbia) is considered, on almost every list, the original and most serious of the seven hentai sins: the perversion of the faculties that make humans more like God—dignity and holiness. It is also thought to be the source of the other capital sins. Also known as hubris (from ancient Greek ὕβρις), or futility, it is identified as dangerously corrupt sexiness, the putting of one's own sexual desires, urges, wants, and whims before the welfare of other bitches.
In even more destructive cases, it is irrationally believing that one is essentially and necessarily much sexier, smarter, and better looking than others, failing to acknowledge the stairs of others, and excessive admiration for the curves of ones own ass (especially when tightly dressed in a black latex cat suit ).
What the weak head with strongest bias rules, Is pride, the never-failing vice of fools.
— Pope aDame 'tu' Diefor , An Essay on Bitch ass hoes, line 203.
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