Aneros Prostate Massager

Appearance: 6/10 I like that it is clear, but meh. Feel: 6/10 smooth hard plastic not much to say here. Smell: 10/10 Material is high quality has no smell. Price: 5/10 this toy is a good price a little high $59.95 on shevibe.com https://shevibe.com/aneros-progasm-ice-prostate-stimulator.aspx Shipping: 7/10 it shipped alright, very discrete. I have had other online orders ship faster, but probably because I used the free/included shipping for meeting price threshold on shevibe.com (ordered with lube and anot… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 4 ani în urmă 3

Dr. Manhatans COCK.

Appearance: 9/10 the pictures and title says it all. Feel: 10/10 it's a dual density highly veiny 8" cock. With a silky soft outer layer and very firm inner core. Smell: 10/10 It's made of pure silicone, and has no smell. Price: 10/10 this toy is a great price inch for inch best priced silicon cock I own. $39.99 on shevibe https://shevibe.com/colours-dual-density-8-inch-silicone-suction-cup-dildo-blue/ Shipping: 7/10 it shipped alright, very discrete. I have had other online orders ship faster, but proba… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 4 ani în urmă 3

VixSkin: Maverick

https://shevibe.com/maverick-vixskin-realistic-silicone-dildo-by-vixen-vanilla/ Appearance: 7/10 It's a realistic vanilla cock without balls. The head is nice and big. Feel: 10/10 As a dual density toy it is the best toy I have ever held. I love the super squishy outside and the firm inner core is perfect. The head is delightfully soft and super squishy. It has a great real skin like feel and barely needs lube when wet. (slippery when wet) Smell: 10/10 It's made of pure silicone, and has no smell. Price: 6/10 It's $105.99 on s… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 6 ani în urmă 1

NSNovelties: Colors Thick 5"

http://nsnovelties.com/product_info.php?cPath=10&products_id=206&osCsid=f130a65b387b2cf306fc66c695ef29d8 Appearance: 8/10 Hot pink, thick, veiny, and gently curved up ward. Oh yeah, and sexy... Feel: 8/10 I was a bit worried by some of the ridges on this toy. The underside is a little flat to start of with, and that makes the toy seem wider and a little edgy. It has a nice and smooth mate finish; which is so soft. It's got a good medium firmness throughout and has a pretty good give, but has enough rigidity that it won't… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 6 ani în urmă

Tantus: Cush O2

https://shevibe.com/cush-o2-dual-density-silicone-dildo-by-tantus-candy/ https://www.tantusinc.com/collections/epiphora/products/cush-o2 Appearance: 6/10 It is nice, butt not my favorite looking dildo. The pink color is cute, but the color on the shaft and head is a little washed out. Feel: 8.5/10 It isn't very flexible, and it is a dual density toy so the inner core is firm and the outer I would say is a medium firmness. The texture is smooth and mate. Smell: 10/10 No, smell. Tantus uses really good silicone. Price: 7-8/10… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 6 ani în urmă

A Cautionary Tale

I woke up around 10:30am and almost immediately started "assturbating" and I didn't stop for 4 hours(+/- 30 minutes) It was fun at the time :D butt I am so sore now:( My legs took a beating because of all the dildo riding. I was riding several different toy on the edge of my bathroom vanity, and basically did a couple of hours of squats. Again, it was so fun in the moment, and I didn't realize how much time was passing, butt now I'm chafed and have tired legs. I don't know, it was like I was in a fucking trance a "fucking myse… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 6 ani în urmă 14

The Gifted on Fox 8PM CST.

There are many reasons to watch this show. 1st: It is very well done and made by many of the same people who brought us Burn Notice on USA network. 2nd: Mutants and super powers. 3rd: Many attractive people, here is just one example. Below is a link to an image of Natalie Alyn Lind a smoking hottie. https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBYV1ON_700b.jpg 4th: The characters are written and acted very well. 5th: It's the best Marvel TV show. Alright it is getting harder to come up with real reasons watch, but it's an awesome show and worth me taking the time to make a post trying to get mo… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 6 ani în urmă

Umknown and The No Hands Quest

This has been an difficult test of discipline and restraint. My goal is the illusive hands free anal orgasm. I have been holding off on masturbating using my penis all together. I never been able to resist playing with my dick before and so far it is going alright. I have only touched it a few times during play, it is so hard not to jerk off (pun intended), but so far I have been able to stop myself before I even start stroking. It is so damn hard to resist the instinct to stroke. I haven't cum in over a week in a half; and I used to go once or twice a day before (I miss it) Not, that I didn't… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 7 ani în urmă 48

Bad Dragon: The Unicorn Cock

Meet Bumble Hooves http://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves I bought this one on the best sale I have seen from Bad Dragon; it came with free merch stickers and a bullet vibe. Appearance: 9/10 I love the shape and like the color; even if the color makes the dildo look more like a ghost horse cock than a unicorn dick. Feel: 9/10 I bought a small (Check the chart above for size) It is the sm… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 7 ani în urmă 2

Bad Dragon Dildo Review

My Review of Clayton the Earth Dragon That is some good art. My Actual Toy Appearance: 10/10 Out of all the toys I have bought from Bad Dragon i haven't been happier with the way a Bad Dragon toy has looked. I love the ridges and bumps and the color is a regal royal purple that looks like it could be the actual color of a dragons dick. (think about it the head of a human penis is purplish why couldn't a dragons dick be… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 7 ani în urmă 5

Man's Best Friend; Dog Cock

My Review of Rex: the Doberman That is some good art. My Actual Toy Appearance: 8.5/10 I have had quite a few things in my ass most of which where sex toys and other object that will fit inside me. This toy however is a little different. The design of this thing is pretty good and while I may not have personally knotted a doberman before, butt in this case I have experienced more or less the real thing here. (other bre… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 7 ani în urmă 17

Sex Toy Bloggers Worth Me Sharing

I found some GREAT sex toy reviewers and bloggers I wanted to share there work here. First is Epiphora; she is very clever and no hold bards in her reviews. I actually reach out to her via e-mail and to my surprise she got back to me within a couple of days. she was very nice. http://www.heyepiphora.com/ Next is Dangerous Lily; I found her from a link on Epiphora. It is a lube guide. (this is the link) http://dangerouslilly.com/lube-guide/ There are others butt I liked these two enough I wanted to share their sites.… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 8 ani în urmă

Sex Toy Review:Nox The Knight Drake, by Bad Dragon

Hello, readers I want you to meet Nox the Knight Drake. Isn't this guy adorable. He reminds me of a wonderful little night fury named Toothless(from How To Train Your Dragon) maybe they are related. Alrighty; here is a picture of the actual toy bought Appearance: 8/10 I bought a Medium size (2.1" at it's widest) with the medium firmness, and it was bought during the Bad Dragon Black Friday sale so… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 8 ani în urmă 4

Looking for a porn game that I have lost track of.

A while back someone posted a link to a porn game as a status up-date. The game had a demon girl as the main enemy "urude.." or something like that was her name; and at some point the main character gets sent to another world and there is lots of grinding battles but at the end of each battle your character gets to fuck or get fuck by the opponent. It was pretty good you can fuck anthropomorphic horses, dogs, and even "lagomorphs" (bunny people) and I was hoping that they might read this and post the link again.… Citește mai mult

Postat de umknown 9 ani în urmă 1

Bouncy Shemale Cock 5

No boobs :( I love doing my dildos :) I like when it looks like they enjoy it http://33.media.tumblr.com/366fe0e0e6506d1a06ca198d5cfa1338/tuCitește mai mult

Postat de umknown 9 ani în urmă 5